The Simple Solution for Everything (that is Bothering You)

"Make America Great Again" hats. Pink cockscomb hats. Marches on Washington. Protest the pipeline. Occupy this, that, and the other thing.

The amount of energy expended to produce absolutely zero effect on policy is impressive, irrespective of where you fall on the political spectrum. But there is one thing everybody can do that will bring about immediate and real change. Something that is good for you, the environment, your family, your finances, and will immediately make you thinner, happier, and sexier. By doing this you will immediately bring about incredible change and positive effects in Washington, in your state capitol, and even within your local municipality. Do this and you will strike a blow for Truth, Beauty, and Justice.

Would you do a very simple and easy thing that would have these kinds of results? Would you take a simple action that will crush political hypocrisy and scare the living daylights out of every evil component of the system—from the student loan racket to the intelligence agencies now watching you undress or having sex with your significant other?

Sound too good to be true? No, it is not. It is EVERYTHING I say—and more. And you can do it right now and experience all of these mind-boggling benefits immediately.

Turn off your cable service. 

That's it. Tell the cable company, by snail mail, you won't be needing their service any longer—and do not pay the next bill. Don't answer their phone calls. Do not engage them in any way. It would be best if you could go all the way with this and cut off Netflix, Amazon Prime or whatever other such propaganda services you are paying to be harmed by,

Imagine if 500,000 women turned off their cable TV instead of marching on Washington, D.C. to air their grievances about men. Imagine if 500,000 men who were fed up with the divorce-industrial complex, or the campus rape hoax, or because 92% of workplace fatalities were male stopped their cable "service". Imagine if 500,000 African Americans turned off their cable service because the police keep insisting that it is their right to shoot unarmed black men. Imagine if 500,000 Mexican Americans turned off their cable service to protest the border wall.

Imagine if 5,000,000 turned off their cable service.

Now imagine if 50,000,000 million people turned off their cable service.

This simple act would bring the U.S. government (and state governments) to its knees. It would cripple the police state, end the bombing of other countries, get you out of debt, and make you thin and healthy. The powers that be would immediately lose any and all control of the electorate and the populous. We would be in control—and all we have to do is cancel cable TV service! (Well, and cut off all sources of insidious media propaganda.)

This is not conjecture. This is an absolute certainty. We, The People, would become what we were before commercial TV invaded our homes—physically and mentally healthy, autonomous human beings who enjoy real interpersonal relationships. By removing commercial TV (and the internet propaganda) from your home you will immediately gain back the 5 hours per day that TV stole from your precious existence. What would you do with an extra 5 hours per day and an extra $10,000 per year? Come on! The cable bill alone is over $1,200 per year. The deleterious impacts of TV on your weight, your consumption, and your mental health are certainly more than $8,800 per year. So what would you do with that time and those resources?

This simple act will make you smarter, better looking, thinner, healthier, more interesting, and content while also making the world a better and fairer place, and you won't have to burn thousands of pounds of CO2 traveling to a protest to protect the environment.

Most people reading this will agree with my analysis. So, what do you have to lose? You can always re-order your cable service if my assertion proves inaccurate.  You won't... but you could.

So...  if you really want to have a lasting impact on world peace, the environment, your health, and so much more:

Write a letter to your cable company canceling your service. You will change the world.

The Cost of Convenience

I invested 38 minutes of my precious Life watching this personal documentary of a group of middle-aged to elderly Britts on holiday (click the link to view), and it was worthy of my time. I imagine that these people worked many months in a modern occupation to pay for the privilege of working for a week or two as subsistence farmers. The irony is delicious, and the documentary is even more so (delicious, that is).

This village in Romania is what life looks like without grocery stores and automobiles. When grocery stores and automobiles do not exist in everyday life a great many other things simply cannot exist, because the focus of life becomes food production and meal preparation—and the growing and raising foodstuffs, preserving it, and then cooking it takes time. It also requires the cooperation of more than the few people that typically constitutes a nuclear family. You see, this endeavor requires the resources and talents of a large extended family. I know many people call this "community", but there are essentially no such communities acting so cooperatively in the historical literature on any significant intergenerational time frame other than clans or families.

Such clans or extended families require a continuous supply of children—or the family or clan disintegrates and then ceases to exist. In short, no children = no food in just a few short years, even if the equation is a bit more complicated in the short term. Living arrangements that do not have access to industrialized food products will, to my mind, almost always look something like this. The only exceptions will be hunter/fishing/gatherer tribes—all of whom function around an extended family or clan.

It would then follow that it was the industrialization, commercialization, and (worse the) financial transactionalization of our food supply that "freed" those people living in industrialized societies from having to produce and raise well-adjusted children and food (by enabling them with copious amounts of CO2 producing energy slaves! The inconsistency of certain political special interest groups boggles the mind.)

Freed them up to do what, exactly? To work 40+ hours in an office and to commute 10 hours for the privilege of being 75 lbs overweight and for the joys of watching TV. After all, the average American watches 5 hours and 4 minutes of TV each and every day. Well, given the data we certainly were not freed to accumulate wealth so that you could get off of this hamster wheel. All Americans, even those earning $500k per year, are hand to mouth. If working and commuting consume 10 hours, TV viewing consumes over 5 hours, and sleep consumes 8 hours, that leaves the working people living this lifestyle (the non-working spouses of these workers have a different viewpoint and experience—one that usually winds them up in divorce court) just 1 hour, Monday to Friday, to use the bathroom and shower, dress, exercise, cook, shop for groceries, etc. On the weekends we tend to fill in the time we spent on weekdays working and commuting in an effort to recuperate. The physical and emotional impacts on the individual are depressing to examine, but the fact remains that we are a nation of grossly overweight consumers of psychotropic medications (purportedly) created to help us cope with the nightmare we have constructed.

We do all that we do because we have mortgages, property taxes, homeowners insurance, student debt, and all of our necessities have been transactionalized. It costs money to flush the toilet— so we must earn money to pay for that flush. We have to pay money for everything we do or consume. And we must get that money from someone else.

So as it turns out, there were a great many costs to our well being that are not being acknowledged in the "industrialization has freed you from having to grow food and raise children" living arrangement. And that is OK—as long as you are aware of the devil's bargain you have made and that you entered into this trade with full knowledge to make an informed decision. But of course, you were not informed. You were conditioned.

This conditioning started early—in elementary school. It continued in the advertising you saw on TV, through the teachers, coaches, police officers, physicians, colleges, corporate and government workers in your life.

We see the result of this conditioning in disturbing events all around us. Our fellow man has been conditioned into being willing to touch children inappropriately as a TSA worker, to engage in traffic stops for petty violations as an armed government employee/police officer in order to extort money even though many innocent people wind up being shot, to sentence non-violent and non-property crime convicts to decades in prison, to raid homes for selling raw milk, or generally to seek the approval of government or corporate superiors rather than the approval of our own conscience.

NONE of this could have happened or would have happened without the convenience of the grocery store granting you your freedom from growing and raising your own food and your own children. Let that sink in for a moment.

And look... I am not suggesting mankind revert to subsistence lifestyles. What I am really getting at is that the costs of our luxuries and conveniences are often just not worth it—yet we never give that the consideration it deserves. No matter where you are or how much you have invested in this manner of living the costs to your physical and mental health and to your soul cannot be ignored.

We know that supporting and participating in this conditioning is wrong. We know a great deal of this is intrinsically evil and cannot be made right with minor adjustments or worse, empty admonishments (think Social Justice Warriors and Environmental Crusaders)—you know, the kinds of people who extol the virtues of the nation of Bhutan, ostensibly because Bhutan is supposed to be the happiest country in the world (I have no idea if that is true, but for the sake discussion let us stipulate that it is).

We don't have to move to Bhutan to be happy.  It would seem that the best course of action would be to study their manner of living to determine what it is about their lifestyle that results in that level of "happiness" or "contentment" and then employ those strategies and leave the moving boxes in the closet. Of course, the real reason people want to move is to flee from the destructive oppression and pressures of our culture.

Would it be worth deconstructing our lives to determine what it is that destroys our joy in Life and what would enhance our joy? Well, that would be nice wouldn't it? After all, we have the maturity, the emotional wherewithal, and the inclination—but it seems we just don't have the time.

We don't have the time? To truly live?

Crazy.

Imagine an algebra problem in reverse. You know, solving for X, but starting with the solution and working backward and complicating things as you go. Something like this:

X = 3

Pretty simple right?  (Could just as easily be:  Life = time allotted to us.)

Now, let's complicate our lives a bit. Let's add 30M (a 30-year mortgage) to both sides of the equation:

X + 30M = 3 + 30M

But that's not complicated enough. Let's heap lots of other stuff onto your Life:
Let's subtract 15H (hours per day for work and TV):

X + 30M - 15H = 3 + 30M - 15H

hmmm... not enough going on here. We need a more exciting and fulfilled Life.
Add $100,000 in student loans, $20,000 for property taxes, $8,000 for homeowners insurance...


X + 30M - 15H + 100,000L + 20,000P  + 8,000I = 3 + 30M - 15H + 100,000L + 20,000P  + 8,000I

And we have lots more to do! First, we need an expensive wedding and a materialist spouse, then a divorce and debilitating attornies fees, then the destruction of our health by sitting in front of a screen all day, while eating, for 20 years....

Now the equation of your Life look like this:

X + 30M - 15H + 100,000L + 20,000P  + 8,000I + Wedding - Divorce - Legal Fees - Health + Obesity = 3 + 30M - 15H + 100,000L + 20,000P  + 8,000I + Wedding - Divorce - Legal Fees - Health + Obesity

I could really complicate this equation in much the same way you have been conditioned to complicate your Life, but I am sure you have the idea...

You started out with:

X = 3

and at the end of your Life, you will be back to:

X = 3

Somehow our conditioning has convinced us that being obese, angry, childless (or one and done and divorced) while living in a state of frantic commotion in order to pay the bills will somehow yield immortality. There can be no other explanation. Since essentially all of us live hand to mouth we can't have been conditioned to achieve any manner of independence. We must be convinced that we benefit somehow from all of the negative outcomes I have listed. No sane person could possibly come to the conclusion that they were a mere mortal and yet spend their brief existence in this manner of living.

That leaves very few possible explanations: Either we are insane, or; we believe we are immortal (which also means we are insane).

There can be no wonder or surprise that old people are so grumpy. Thinking they were going to live forever they put off living until it was too late.

In the contest between Conditioning vs Mother Nature? Mother Nature always bats last.